Monday, April 25, 2005

What An ASS


What an ass.

There are a few things that you never want to do in the playoffs of any sport.

The number one thing you never want to do is give your opponent extra motivation. If you're going to talk about "breaking out the brooms" (i.e. sweeping your opponent) in the second quarter of game 1 you better make damn sure no one hears you, and it would be a good idea to make sure that an 18 year veteran superstar's career isn't on the line. It doesn't matter if you won by 3, 30, or 300 it's still just one game. Apparently Ricky forgot this rule.

If you're going to say such a stupid thing Ricky please make sure that you make the open 9 foot shot with 40 seconds left to cut the deficit to 1 in game 2.

No NBA insider thought the Celtics were going to sweep the Pacers, and everyone said Reggie Miller was going to come to play. They were right, you were wrong, now you have to shut up and take a game in Indiana or your team is going home you thug "And One" wanna be jackass.

Ricky Davis is everything I hate about the NBA. Like Woody Harrelson said in White Men Can't Jump, "You're just like every brother I've every played against. You'd rather look good and lose than look bad and win." Well guess what Ricky you missed a wide open jumper at a CRUCIAL juncture, looked real bad, and you lost.

What an ass.

P.S. Houston and Dallas are playing a ridiculous game right now. T-Mac just refuses to let Houston slip away. This is the best series of the first round.

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