Tuesday, January 03, 2012

What makes you giggle more? The Jets late-season crash and burn, or the fact that Kobe didn't have a prenup?

Oh that's easy. The Jets collapse makes me giggle much more. Watching those blowhards crumble under their enormous coach and his big mouth is pure bliss to a Patriots fan.

The funny thing to me is that everyone, including the Jets themselves seems surprised. Why? This is how good they are. They were this good two years ago and made a miracle run to the AFC Championship game. They were MAYBE slightly better last year and made another miracle run to the AFC Championship game. It's like nobody actually watched them play, they just saw the results and said, "Wowee the Jets made it that far? They must be really good!"

Well they're not, 8-8 is good for this team...and that makes me giggle.

Kobe on the other hand...

To use the technical term this might be the most 'butt-rapey' divorce settlement in history. Even Tiger Woods is going to say, "Wow that guy got hosed." This doesn't make me giggle so much as it baffles me.

Who is Kobe's lawyer? How (how, how, howwwwwwww) do you let him not have a pre-nup especially when there's enough evidence to assume that he's screwing around? He should fire everyone that ever gave him advice on his legal and financial affairs.

The wife's lawyer is going to quote THIS (starting at around :55) throughout the entire proceeding...

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